Goycÿh Coq Ckez

Goycÿh Coq Ckez (/gojˈkɪ̘/ /coq/ [bankrupt; broke] [nurse]) is a subtropical Town located in Slikijigugi Dutchy, Ekÿhewtzacwafshÿttÿh Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Goycÿh Coq Ckez is derived from the Dwarven language, as Goycÿh Coq Ckez was founded by Vúńó̄ Vú̄̋ńó 'Zena Lily' Ca̋mp̪v Ca̋ch Rä̂fér Hutchäyel, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Goycÿh Coq Ckez has a yearly average temperature of 25°C (77°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a blistering 34°C (93°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 16°C (60°F). Goycÿh Coq Ckez receives an average of 186 cm/y (73 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the fall. Goycÿh Coq Ckez covers an area of nearly 6 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 12298 m (-2601 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Goycÿh Coq Ckez was founded durring the early 12th century in fall of the year 1136, by Vúńó̄ Vú̄̋ńó 'Zena Lily' Ca̋mp̪v Ca̋ch Rä̂fér Hutchäyel. The establishment of the new community went well, with no major obsticles durring construction.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the early 12th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Goycÿh Coq Ckez is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature plaster covered brickwork used to form structures with an emphasis on symmetry, proportion, geometry and the regularity of parts. Orderly arrangements of columns, pilasters and lintels, as well as the use of semicircular arches, hemispherical domes, niches and aediculae can be found everywhere such that only size of building and yard can be used to measure the general prosparity of a given building's owners due to a general wealthy feeling the style gives off.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez is buildings are arranged within a network of broad packed earth streets which form a rectangular grid, where each block verries in size given the proximity of the paralell streets forming each section. The ocasional smaller block has been used to construct a park, plaza, and other communal structures. The town rests behind the absurdity that is a thick, timber braced, wall made of clay bricks. While visualy impressive and certainly an astetic, Goycÿh Coq Ckez's wall provides no actual defence against siege equipment due to the choice of its cosntruction materials. Even nonexperts can tell the town is trying to impress rather than defend with its walls, towers, and gatehouses. Though admittedly, they do look nice... To primitive tribals who have never seen fortifications before. Goycÿh Coq Ckez's political statment focused walls has sufferd soem light damage, reducing its function a little in some spots, but could almsot certainly preform as expected... Though some of the worse spots could lead to the loss of defenders lives if attackers identified the weaknesses ahead of time.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez has a very calm atmosphere. People can be seen relaxing, scocilizing, and going about all manner of business other than the daily grind. Men, women, children, all can be seen enjoying life in a laid-back way in the many parks which line Goycÿh Coq Ckez’s streets. Yet, deep down, you know this atmosphere is a carefully created illusion. You can see the ocasional seam in their tapestry. You’re not sure what has them doing their best to act so carefree, but act carefree they do.

Civic Infrastructure

Goycÿh Coq Ckez has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Goycÿh Coq Ckez. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Goycÿh Coq Ckez's parks.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Goycÿh Coq Ckez.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Goycÿh Coq Ckez's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Goycÿh Coq Ckez's natural decorations nor waterways.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

While Goycÿh Coq Ckez might ostensibly be ruled by some other power, real control lies with the senior members of the local craft and labor guilds. Their decisions have the practical weight of law, and much of their time and effort is spent squeezing out competitors and parceling out economic opportunities in the community. Some guilds might have little or nothing to do with their original trade, and now exist purely as shells for political influence.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez's garrison was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is admittedly strange and non-linear style rooted in defiance of symmetrical shapes. It championed the creation of buildings with a unique visual appearance. the structural norms of classic buildings and deforms or moves away from elementary architectural principles. By including non-linear designs processed into its buildings and favoring fragmentation, this style expressed a form of controlled chaos. Its buildings appear out-of-the-ordinary, draw the eye in immediately and sometimes create a feeling of strangeness. These distorted shapes and structure are not reserved to the building’s outer facade, they destabilize interior elements too, favoring minimalism and play on people’s perceptions by injecting a futuristic touch.

Due to the actions of local Kami, autumn is short in Goycÿh Coq Ckez.

The Azer near Goycÿh Coq Ckez are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in winter and involves embarking on a group pilgrimage to channel Necromancy energies of tier 1 via recitation of poetic epics.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Goycÿh Coq Ckez Census Data: Year 2000

465 of Goycÿh Coq Ckez's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 29 work in Agriculture
• 106 work as Craftsmen
• 34 work as Merchants
• 81 work as Service Workers
• 45 work as General Laborers
• 17 work as Skilled Laborers
• 65 work as Civil Servants
• 42 work in Cottage Industries
• 22 work as Artists
• 24 work in Produce Industries

906 of Goycÿh Coq Ckez's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 87 (6%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Goycÿh Coq Ckez is known for its well built pedestrian paths, which include foot bridges to cross the main street at several high-traffic areas.

POI

History

The the a pair of schynbalds of Augury, an a pair of schynbalds imbued with great amounts of Augury energies was created in Goldbryn by in time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century.

History